This is the most notable AMA I know of in Threadiverse history.

ActivityPub and ATProto both promise to rebuild social life online, but they answer the question of where community actually forms in fundamentally different ways. Protocol design is institutional design, and right now those institutions are being built.

*totally chill person, sorry autocorrect

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https://blog.joinmastodon.org/2026/02/connecting-the-world-through-thriving-online-communities/

Turns out the kid was misbehaving, not dead.

Every year our household celebrates the summer bogquinox. The week before, there is much cleaning and feasts of cheese in preparation. On the day of the summer bogquinox our high priestess rises early, and lights a candle in the sanctum in preparation. Other members of the house hold ingest copious amounts of prune juice in preparation, though timing is staged to avoid schedule clashes. The high priestess then leads her solemn procession to the sanctum, while casting holy water about with toilet brush aspersorium. ‘Rejoice! For the moment is upon us!’ she cries. ‘The fires of your trial will birth you anew! The beam strikes true. The choir of plumbing answers. The Rite shall be fulfilled. We give this offering of fiber for good harvests, and restoration of balance to the realm!’

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since y’all were bitchin about the last one

Much more effective than Tylenol

https://greatape.casa/@monkey/statuses/01KHM2XV7WJVQH0P2RT3HNJXY0

An ad I got for Netflix. Sheesh. $189 a month.

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Surprisingly it took me longer than I expected (2 hrs!!!)! OC name is Peaches! Not entirely sure why I chose yellow and dark peach pink, but I think they go together quite nicely. Still learning how to draw protogens, so if you have any criticism then please keep it to yourself. Friendly feedback from experienced furry/protogen artists is welcome and greatly appreciated!!! ( n 3 n )

Catbox appears broken, so Imgur again.