wonderlandthe wok agenda
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It’s funny because he’s dead.
God, it really is.
1.4tb grindr, he’s enjoying hell
But not for “using Grindr”, it’s for being a piece of shit.
There are lots of ways to be a piece of shit, let’s be clear - for publicly chronically masturdebating to college girls to promote a Christian Nationalist agenda.
It could be worse, he could be alive
He was somehow less annoying when he was alive
nah, he’s already mostly forgotten about in my media circles
when he was alive, I probably heard his voice or saw his face at least every other week. now most of the references I see are just memes about the manner of his death
I never even heard of him before he got popped, looked him up because media was blowing up about him. And all I could find was that he was a spokesperson for bigoted mysogonist fascist, and I’m like “ok nice, yeah shoot more of those please”.
Fair point.
😎
Ironically going on Grindr to get some dick to suck to own the left
“I totally found the new way of trolling the libs, I have sex with guys on grinder but the jokes on them because I’m not gay!”
“This is how I will make them straight, by having sex with straight people.”
I mean, straight women only want to have sex with men. So you’re attracted to someone who prefers men. That sounds pretty Gay to me.
But they use Grindr to make sure they aren’t gay. Just have to make sure periodically. Like once a week.
I use barq!
sadly it isn’t terribly effective because there’s way too much friction when it comes to local interaction
two people have to like each other first before they can even say hi? that’s like .. literally the opposite of how meeting people works though???????
that isn’t to say that DMs should be unlocked but rather that there oughtta be a localized/proximity public channel where you can just sorta microblog to the void and others who are nearby enough to see it can comment.
i’d call that system “howling”.
kinda like the twilight bark from the old animated 101 Dalmatians movie _
For anyone, like me, who has (well had, now) no idea what barq is
It probably has real good security though
we have that, it is called the fediverse, have you seen how many cute furries are there?
The cool thing about Barq for me, though, is that it functions as a proximity IFF transponder–or at least that’s how i think of it
because it shows you other furries within range. hypothetically speaking, if there IS a “local furry community” you’d want to connect with, some of them MIGHT be on Barq.
Like, by default, any fur you end up talking to on barq is going to be within hanging out / getting food / social activity range.
Just kinda wish it was a little easier to pitch group activities to the local area. I’d absolutely be interested in knowing if there’s any such events happening nearby but as it presently stands i have to actively search through fragnented and static message boards where the proximity feature has no presence, and there may be boards for your area that are not obviously named because the board names are user defined… And frankly, i have too much going on to set aside time for commiting to in-depth perusal on a regular basis where i might not even find out about anything actionable most of the time.
If the fediverse had an optional “see users near me in dirtspace” feature … I don’t think anyone would use it??? I dunno it just feels like the “meeting up with people” task and goal NEED to be compartmentalized to a specific system for that purpose so you can cut it loose entirely at a moments notice without destroying everything…
You could sorta Yik yak before you join a herd?
Is it like Grindr (eg, mostly male + hookups)?
It’s used like Grindr
It’s also not ad-ridden, or full of rent-seeking behavior like the nightmare that is Grindr, so it’s just a better user experience generally.
They added a “friends” feature so maybe it’ll be used for friend-finding more than just hookups. All genders are welcome, but the fandom skews pretty LGBT/male so there’s a lot of explicitly gay guys on there.
As a furry it’s… Fine
It needs work. Chat has always been a pain point but almost all of us (unfortunately) use Telegram so it’s not the worst thing.
What the tits, 1.4*TB*?
Also UwU
i don’t think tits have anything to do with it heh
Might be some moobs though.
Why not both? Mits for everyone!
Thanks, I hate it.
Take your upvote and leave.
No tits
I mean, bears are a thing.
This was from before AI companies bought all the SSDs.
The thirst is real
That’s gotta be fake, but it SURE IS funny!
What gave it away?
There seems to be a nontrivial number of people who missed the joke.
LOL. You know what’s NOT alive and well?
Funny meme, I bet anything Kirk was closeted.
Q: What’s something RepubliKKKan women have that Democratic women don’t?
A: Husband with a Grindr profile
Nice.
Grindr and Barq? Dude must really party.
What’s barq
Grindr, but for furries
so its just a straight up upgrade?
That’s fun, good for them!
A root beer. It has bite.
The bite comes from adding caffeine.
Source: Homebrewing
The bite that I am sensitive too comes from carbonic acid. Both in homebrewing and pop. CO2 packs a punch. Especially when you stick your head in the keezer to check on a leak.
Johnny?
Isn’t that guy dead?
Aw shit i didn’t even know he was sick
Sour throat from what I’ve heard?
Parody accounts of him are thriving; “we are all charlie kirk”
How many dick picks does one need to take to reach 1407GB?
What’s barq?
edit uwu thanks~
Judging by the comments, this shitpost is 😙👌
The Right have their people that let leopards eat their face. The Left have their people that bite into onions. These are the same people; different upbringings. But, all values aside, the same people..
Edit: And as such, apparently the same are unaware of the literal term “shitpost”… They should DDG it, but we know they won’t… And remain subscribed…😙👌 Killer SP.
So the guy was actually that stupid and that desperate for attention…
The wōk agenda.
I clicked on this post for Chinese food reference. Am disappoint.
It’s kind of funny how a simple color bar in a storage graph can turn into a whole agenda. Sometimes a graphic is just a graphic. The internet really knows how to run with a joke.
Well, the most used app is kind of the whole joke.
So much to love about this image
From the top app use is Grindr to the red circle with the arrow to point out what the thing is and then the rainbow flag added to it in case we didn’t know what colors are in a rainbow
Grindr using 1407GB.
Wait… why is he complaining about the “woke gay agenda” when the top app in that list is Grindr?
Woosh
Oh, shoot… please don’t tell the cops that I bypassed my breathalyzer so that I could comment on the Internet in the morning without being drunk on coffee first!!!
This is incredibly apt. “Maybe you’re all missing the joke, tooo!”
Cause his post is full of shit.
Cause it’s late at night and we all deserve some sleepy gay agenda while browsing Grindr
And who really has >2TB of space on their phone?
No seriously, who has that much space on a phone, cuz I want (and my wallet is going to commit sudoku)
That phone would be like four phones thick. Though as you demonstrate, there would be consumers that want it. Instead they always focus on making phones thinner, which I don’t recall anyone asking for.
Well I bought an SD card of Temu which has 20 TB on it. It says so on the side
They removed the .
My phone is a Fossibot F106. It’s a rugged smartphone. It weighs 456 grams, it’s about 25 mm thick. I charge it twice a week and it’s made me so spoiled.
There are a few different ruggedized smartphones on the the market. They are worth checking out.
Wait, i skimmed the website, it looks like a dream. What do you think of it/how long have you had it?
I’ll (relatively) soon have to replace my current phone and i’m looking for a valid alternative.
It doesn’t seem to be supported by lineageos tho, which is something I’d like (even if i never used it lol)
I’ve had it at least a year now, the only sort-of issue I have with my phone is that it can’t use 5G. They make other models that do use 5G.
Your phone doesn’t keep a copy of everything, you know
Yes, because it doesn’t have enough space
I’m sure a 4TB iPhone is not far away. 2TB is their highest offering iirc…
Woosh
Thank you, but I figured it out after the first “Woosh” reply.
No need to thank me, don’t worry :D
Whoosh
Oh, wait